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{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
{"slip": { "id": 63, "advice": "If you're squashed close to strangers on public transport, try not to be rude to them. No one likes those situations."}}
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{"fact":"Cats are extremely sensitive to vibrations. Cats are said to detect earthquake tremors 10 or 15 minutes before humans can.","length":122}
{"fact":"The name \"jaguar\" comes from a Native American word meaning \"he who kills with one leap\".","length":89}
{"slip": { "id": 5, "advice": "If you have the chance, take it!"}}
{"fact":"Cat bites are more likely to become infected than dog bites.","length":60}
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