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{"type":"programming","setup":"What's the best part about TCP jokes?","punchline":"I get to keep telling them until you get them.","id":363}

{"slip": { "id": 218, "advice": "Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}

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Ana Isabel García Llorente, known as Gata Cattana and Ana Sforza, was a Spanish rapper, poet and feminist.

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{"slip": { "id": 101, "advice": "Alway do anything for love, but don't do that."}}

{"slip": { "id": 159, "advice": "What's stopping you?"}}

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The Mount Kapaz or Kepez is a mountain in Lesser Caucasus near Ganja city in central Azerbaijan. Kapaz rises 3,065 meters above the sea level. It is located next to Lake Göygöl and its huge rocks broke off the mount and blocked a nearby river during the 1139 Ganja earthquake; creating the lake. In the Middle Ages, the mount was also called \"Alparak\", a name borrowed from Alparak lake translated from ancient Turkic languages as \"the place covered by dam\" referring to the big rocks which blocked the Agsu river and creating a lake.

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The Korean War was an armed conflict on the Korean Peninsula fought between North Korea and South Korea and their allies. North Korea was supported by China and the Soviet Union, while South Korea was supported by the United Nations Command (UNC) led by the United States. The conflict was one of the first major proxy wars of the Cold War. Fighting ended in 1953 with an armistice but no peace treaty, leading to the ongoing Korean conflict.

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