Springfield is the primary fictional setting of the American animated sitcom The Simpsons and related media. It is an average-sized, fictional city within an unknown state in the United States. The fictional city's geography, surroundings, and layout are flexible, often changing to accommodate the plot of any given episode.
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{"fact":"Cats have 30 teeth (12 incisors, 10 premolars, 4 canines, and 4 molars), while dogs have 42. Kittens have baby teeth, which are replaced by permanent teeth around the age of 7 months.","length":183}
{"slip": { "id": 159, "advice": "What's stopping you?"}}
{"slip": { "id": 100, "advice": "Everybody makes mistakes."}}
{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}
{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}
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Charles Melvin \"Chick\" Justice was an American football player and coach. He served as the head coach of the 1942 New Hampshire Wildcats football team, compiling a record of 6–0. Justice played college football as a guard at the University of Nebraska from 1929 to 1931. He came to the University of New Hampshire in 1937 as line coach under fellow Nebraska alumnus George Sauer. From 1956 to 1976, he worked for the United States Atomic Energy Commission as the chief of industrial relations. Justice died in Albuquerque, New Mexico, on February 26, 1981.
"}{"fact":"Cats purr at the same frequency as an idling diesel engine, about 26 cycles per second.","length":87}
{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}
{"slip": { "id": 167, "advice": "No one knows anyone else in the way you do."}}
{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}
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