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Bernardino Gaetano Scorza was an Italian mathematician working in algebraic geometry, whose work inspired the theory of Scorza varieties.
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Guillermo Burgara Velasquez is a Mexican former Major League Baseball first baseman and outfielder who played parts of two seasons for the San Diego Padres from 1992–1993. He batted left-handed and threw right-handed.
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